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Armarti
16th November 2012, 07:38 PM
Some people like my toys. So I'm gonna tell you how to make them. Okay so

USEFUL SHIT YO;

Top Hat 1
http://k-dst.de/bilder/objects_added_in_0.3e_rc1/tophat01.jpg

Skully Cap 1
http://k-dst.de/bilder/SkullyCap/SkullyCap1.jpg

Glasses 17 & 28
http://k-dst.de/bilder/Glasses/GlassesType17.jpg
http://k-dst.de/bilder/Glasses/GlassesType28.jpg

OKAY SO LET'S DO IT

FUCKING CIGARETTE;;;;

1. buy fucking top hat 2

2. change that shit to your jaw bone

http://i.imgur.com/v11M5h.png

3. move that shit somewhere where you can twerk it

http://i.imgur.com/VJe7bh.png

fucking boom

4. stretch the top of that shit out

http://i.imgur.com/oEKHah.png

5. thin out each side like this shit to make a long cylinder that resembles alvaro_armartis dick

http://i.imgur.com/WTJ4Ih.png

http://i.imgur.com/adVpuh.png

6. move and rotate that shit so it gets in your mouth.

http://i.imgur.com/ydrdvh.png

7. now because this cigarette is fucking phat i'm gonna thin it out some more

http://i.imgur.com/S7FP3h.png

8. make it a bit shorter if its too long

http://i.imgur.com/bbLpch.png

9. act like e-thug

10. ur all done

BANDANA/SCARF LOOKIN SHIT;;;;

1. get fucking skully cap 1, no need to change bone cuz it's on yo spine

http://i.imgur.com/bNe44h.png

2. rotate it so it's facing the same direction as you

http://i.imgur.com/aI91hh.png

3. now rotate it on it's wtf axis so it's like this

http://i.imgur.com/gZxuHh.png

4. move that shit around your mouth so you look all e-thug

http://i.imgur.com/o7dN5h.png

5. scale it so it fits your skin right

http://i.imgur.com/0ALoFh.png

6. now that's fuckin e-thug, next toy

http://i.imgur.com/9iS6sh.png

EAR STUD;;;;

1. get a top hat 1 and put that shit on your head bone. if you want a white piercing use top hat 2

http://i.imgur.com/8X7F2h.png

2. flatten that shit out like you did for the cigarette

http://i.imgur.com/aYiINh.png

http://i.imgur.com/giQirh.png

3. shrink the top down and rotate it so it's perpendicular to your fuckin head

http://i.imgur.com/Feovih.png

4. move that shit into place

http://i.imgur.com/BEKZsh.png

5. edit it to your liking

http://i.imgur.com/sLxv3h.png

6. now you look fuckin gay, gratz

http://i.imgur.com/927Doh.png

SILENCER SO YOU CAN BE LIKE HITMAN;;;;

1. get a top hat 2, put that shit on your right hand

http://i.imgur.com/kDUUPh.png

2. rotate it so it looks good, like facing the same direction as your pistolito

http://i.imgur.com/Kt1Uvh.png

3. shrink it down like a baby dick

http://i.imgur.com/E4raRh.png

4. position & rotate it some more

http://i.imgur.com/EpVT5h.png

http://i.imgur.com/mZ88Sh.png

5. now ur hitman ok

http://i.imgur.com/xeNzhh.png

6. act like hitman e-thug with piercing cigarette bandana and silenced pistol

http://i.imgur.com/hoW5ah.jpg


LOTS MORE SHIT TO MAKE, USE YOUR IMAGINATION







http://i.imgur.com/uUYNO8z.png
Appeal this decision by Calv

(http://http://www.gta-sarp.com/forums/member.php?27024-Calv)

TariQQ
16th November 2012, 07:41 PM
Fucking crazy, thanks Adulio!

Armarti
16th November 2012, 07:46 PM
Fucking crazy, thanks Adulio!

No problem man.

John Wahl
16th November 2012, 07:56 PM
Lol I knew you'd make this. 10/10 for epicness but 1/10 for proper English. Nice job

Armarti
16th November 2012, 07:57 PM
Lol I knew you'd make this. 10/10 for epicness but 1/10 for proper English. Nice job

I'll have you know I'm a sophisticated and very much literate person.

Jacob_John_McLaern
16th November 2012, 08:16 PM
I LOL'ed. "Gratz. You're fucking gay now."

Nice tutorial anyways. I didin't know the one about silenced-gun, earings and cigarette. It did really help me, thanks man.

Donbot™
16th November 2012, 09:48 PM
use hat as suppressor fucking GENIUS

Todd Stark
16th November 2012, 10:33 PM
Okay, your the man.

Justin Fakie
16th November 2012, 11:32 PM
I thought of an idea for a fake C4 switch.

Btw, this thread would be beyond useless if SARP had more toys like a real cigar or real piercings, lmfao.

Criss Mclarean
17th November 2012, 12:04 AM
I like the Cigarette..

Vinny Meadows
17th November 2012, 12:45 AM
Nice cigar and silencer, only thing left now is to make some smoke come out of those.

Cartorious.
17th November 2012, 02:43 AM
Wooow its awesome !

Nik
17th November 2012, 04:14 AM
this is amazing made for peoples who dont know how to use toys (alot of peoples) 9/10

Jay Westwood
17th November 2012, 04:21 AM
Fuuuckin' DOPE man thank you...

Jay Westwood
17th November 2012, 04:22 AM
sorry somthing bugged so i double posted , i edit this to this :d , sorry

Che Guevara
17th November 2012, 04:22 AM
nice one broski

Jake Bryers
17th November 2012, 07:36 AM
Your'e shit look's good, the silencer one though is over the top. I like the cigarette one and.. what's up with all that muthafuckin' gay stuff you were talking about? lol.

Josip
17th November 2012, 09:23 AM
Where's my dildo in the head? :o

ST3V3©®
17th November 2012, 10:22 AM
Really very GooD Job Man. Thanks

Jay Westwood
17th November 2012, 10:28 AM
http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/7676/samp545du.png
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/8438/samp547k.png

Aye. I just made them and they look cool. Thank you really much Armarti mate.

Bert
17th November 2012, 12:26 PM
Cool - fake Hitman with Silencer

Austin.
17th November 2012, 04:53 PM
Lol I knew you'd make this. 10/10 for epicness but 1/10 for proper English. Nice job
who cares if its proper english, he said it straight forward and to the point XD

Sinny
21st November 2012, 01:50 PM
Coooool, lol you're damn creative, nice job adulio, i hope you keep these objects coming love

Sin Grant

Timmy_Jimmy
21st November 2012, 02:41 PM
The cigar looks like a doobie, I'll be using that. Thanks

Fluffy
21st November 2012, 03:05 PM
Ok, viri nice men.

MarkoSRBa
27th November 2012, 07:44 AM
Cool, thanks.

Murray
27th November 2012, 08:20 AM
Very creative, props.

Jack
27th November 2012, 08:23 AM
Very creative, props.

It sure is duck

Enrique
27th November 2012, 08:30 AM
ahhh ok. nice gaid

Aero__
27th November 2012, 09:13 AM
Horry shet, I b hetmen noaw.

Joris
27th November 2012, 09:42 AM
Fucking boss!