How to not be a noob.

[Kupcho]

How to not be a noob, for dummies (NOOBS)

So you're here wondering: "How can I possibly not be a noob?!". Well i'm going to show you many different ways you can stop yourself from being a complete noob.

Contents:
1. Marketing
2. Public Interacting
3. Contacting admins

Key:
RED = BAD
GREEN = GOOD
Yellow = Acceptable

1. Marketing

So when you are a noob, you probably are a level one trying to get rich and level up. So usually, you go around trying to sell stuff as fast as possibly without roleplaying. So this is how a usual noob would be like:

- Noob appears at ganton gym outside.
Noob_Dummy: "Selling crack and pot cheap plz buy."
(And then they'd spam it by pressing "T" then down key)
(It'd look like this on your ingame screen.):
Noob_Dummy: "Selling crack and pot cheap plz buy."
Noob_Dummy: "Selling crack and pot cheap plz buy."
Noob_Dummy: "Selling crack and pot cheap plz buy."
Noob_Dummy: "Selling crack and pot cheap plz buy."

Correct way:
You usually look at people that would look like they are stoners, and approach them and talk in /l (low). You'd be like, "Interested in buying crackers and salsa?" Which obviously means crack, but not salsa.

Next, some noobs who have some profit to make /ad -s usually make it like this:
Advertisement: I sell lots crack and pot plz buy i poor k? ;Contact (9348530498234254)

^You'd get a warrant for that and then you'd probably get muted from ADs or probably get fined for NONRP advertisement.

Correct:
Advertisement: I'm selling some crackers and salsa for a fiesta!!; Contact (832578327589245)

Acceptable:
Advertisement: Selling crackers and potatoes; Contact (jkjfsdjfshgf)

The reason why ^ is hardly acceptable is because everyone knows what "Crackers and Potatoes" are. And especially if you do this:
Advertisement: Selling CRACKers and POTatoes; Contact (i3984idsa)
^Yeah you probably spasmed on the shift key? Cool story bro.

Public Speaking/Interacting

So when you want to make a rich friend... The average noobs are like this:
Le Wild Noob SMS' a high level person that thinks the person is rich. (MG)

Correct:
Le Wild Noob sees a infernus.
Noob: "Nice car there sir!"
Rich guy: "Thanks, hop in and i'd take you in for a ride."
Etc
Etc
Profit$$$


Next, you usually see people:
Noob: "k m8 lets go gangbang them nbs fkers"

Correct:
Noob: "Hey man that guy jumped one of our men, he looks exactly like that guy."

Contacting/Reporting for Admins

Seriously? You're reading this? Take a damn screenshot next time and post a FC. Not just spam:
/report aff DMer noob i have no ss but he hack and he dm rk cs affff
/report aff DMer noob i have no ss but he hack and he dm rk cs affff
/report aff DMer noob i have no ss but he hack and he dm rk cs affff




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Thanks for reading, hopefully you are a pro now.

[Justin Fakie]

Pretty funny but also true. I guess it will help people in a simple way that doesn't offend anyone (I hope).

[Nick]

I sell gun pls buy im pur I ned moeny 4 infrenus

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[Jack]

Now Blaire knows what to do she is such a huge noob

[McRoyal]

The Truth...
And the truths allways win.

Bud. great Guide, hopefully someone see it, newbies more like hanging around at Gym and shout /s i want family, /invite me or such things, the newbies dont want to be real "players" they want to stay newbies for the benfits.

[Frank Malcom]

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Sorry for posting twice, Internet problems.

[Frank Malcom]

Good Job , lmao, True that.
It's pretty sarcastic and funny but yeah, that's what happens.

Nice guide in my opinion.

[Hyder]

Spicy truth, good job mate.
Hope you'll continue it.

[Kash]

Haha, nice... and really it specifies the truth.

[Yama™]

sell vest

[Kupcho]

I'll update it when I have time, i'll even add examples of IG noobs shouting "Need gang /invite 35 please!!!"

[Bert]

Cool but 90 % of the noob dont know how to open forum and see this thread.

[Kupcho]

Cool but 90 % of the noob dont know how to open forum and see this thread.

So motherf*cking true!!

[Luke Shiels]

buy vest

[DOOM]

I like this. Keep it coming.

[Hopsin]

hello let me /sellvest you 247 even though its obvious you don't want it

[Alvaro Armarti]

Useless Thread..

[Kupcho]

Useless Thread..

Maybe you're a pro already?

[Ethan]

Yeah he is :P, but nice guide men.

[Hallar Maraz]

cool shit.
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