How to not be a noob, for dummies (NOOBS)
So you're here wondering: "How can I possibly not be a noob?!". Well i'm going to show you many different ways you can stop yourself from being a complete noob.
Contents:
1. Marketing
2. Public Interacting
3. Contacting admins
Key:
RED = BAD
GREEN = GOOD
Yellow = Acceptable
1. Marketing
So when you are a noob, you probably are a level one trying to get rich and level up. So usually, you go around trying to sell stuff as fast as possibly without roleplaying. So this is how a usual noob would be like:
- Noob appears at ganton gym outside.
Noob_Dummy: "Selling crack and pot cheap plz buy."
(And then they'd spam it by pressing "T" then down key)
(It'd look like this on your ingame screen.):
Noob_Dummy: "Selling crack and pot cheap plz buy."
Noob_Dummy: "Selling crack and pot cheap plz buy."
Noob_Dummy: "Selling crack and pot cheap plz buy."
Noob_Dummy: "Selling crack and pot cheap plz buy."
Correct way:
You usually look at people that would look like they are stoners, and approach them and talk in /l (low). You'd be like, "Interested in buying crackers and salsa?" Which obviously means crack, but not salsa.
Next, some noobs who have some profit to make /ad -s usually make it like this:
Advertisement: I sell lots crack and pot plz buy i poor k? ;Contact (9348530498234254)
^You'd get a warrant for that and then you'd probably get muted from ADs or probably get fined for NONRP advertisement.
Correct:
Advertisement: I'm selling some crackers and salsa for a fiesta!!; Contact (832578327589245)
Acceptable:
Advertisement: Selling crackers and potatoes; Contact (jkjfsdjfshgf)
The reason why ^ is hardly acceptable is because everyone knows what "Crackers and Potatoes" are. And especially if you do this:
Advertisement: Selling CRACKers and POTatoes; Contact (i3984idsa)
^Yeah you probably spasmed on the shift key? Cool story bro.
Public Speaking/Interacting
So when you want to make a rich friend... The average noobs are like this:
Le Wild Noob SMS' a high level person that thinks the person is rich. (MG)
Correct:
Le Wild Noob sees a infernus.
Noob: "Nice car there sir!"
Rich guy: "Thanks, hop in and i'd take you in for a ride."
Etc
Etc
Profit$$$
Next, you usually see people:
Noob: "k m8 lets go gangbang them nbs fkers"
Correct:
Noob: "Hey man that guy jumped one of our men, he looks exactly like that guy."
Contacting/Reporting for Admins
Seriously? You're reading this? Take a damn screenshot next time and post a FC. Not just spam:
/report aff DMer noob i have no ss but he hack and he dm rk cs affff
/report aff DMer noob i have no ss but he hack and he dm rk cs affff
/report aff DMer noob i have no ss but he hack and he dm rk cs affff
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Thanks for reading, hopefully you are a pro now.