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    For Old Players

    For people usually hanging out at gym with their spas12.

    It is just to show that if you want to help the server, do not cry on admins, do your part. The WHAT YOU DO part is what you should not do but usually people do.
    The WHAT ADMINS THINK WHEN THEY SPEC YOU shows that the admins can't really do anything for you when you are doing the WHAT YOU DO.
    The WHAT YOU SHOULD DO is the things the players should do, so the admins could find easier who is rulebreaking cause admins must stay fair.




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    When someone DM/KOS you.

    WHAT YOU DO: You shoot him back cause you have probably a more powerful gun and you know you have higher skills and he will not be able to kill you with a shotgun or a MP5 and when you're unlucky and the DMer owns you, you cry.

    WHAT ADMINS THINK WHEN THEY SPEC YOU: So who is DMing there ?

    WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: The best is to run away from the DMer hoping people will /report him while he shoot you, after this you can run in circle around him and trying to type /report DM here, please come or if it's a player level 2 or higher, take a Screenshot with F8 and post a complaint.

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    When someone DM/KOS someone else.

    WHAT YOU DO: When it's your friend and you know he hasn't DM anybody, you shoot the other person. So the people see two people shooting someone so they start shooting at the poor man, but sometime the poor man has friends too so it starts a big DM. It even happens that you don't know the DMer or the victim and you just want to shoot so you shoot..

    WHAT ADMINS THINK WHEN THEY SPEC YOU: Who do I prison now? I can't prison them all so I will ignore that.

    WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: The best is to report because you're not involved so you have the time to /report Please there's DM here, thank you. , You can also take ScreenShot with F8 if you see level 2 and higher starting to DM.


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    When someone /pickpocket you

    WHAT YOU DO: You pull out a gun and you kill the person who /pickpocketed saying /b He didnt RP the pickpocket

    WHAT ADMINS THINK WHEN THEY SPEC YOU: Poor baby, he lost 500$

    WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: You should tell him in /b to RP the /pickpocket and just shut up. He did'nt steal you
    100k he stole you 1k maximum and if the man keeps /pickpocket you non-rply, just run away.


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    When someone car ram you/someone else.

    WHAT YOU DO: You pull out a gun and shoot the car until the car exploses, you run to the car and kill the driver saying: /b Ooh he car rammed me

    WHAT ADMINS THINK WHEN THEY SPEC YOU: If he saw the car rammer, he could prison him, if he sees you only shooting at the car, he could prison you for DM.

    WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: You should get on the roof of a building telling him in /b to stop, if he looks like a newbie who just wants to ram everyone like a bulldozer. /report ID car ramming, you should spec him please.

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    When someone spam and piss you off

    WHAT YOU DO: You usually spam on him so it spams more or you shoot the noob thinking it's smart..

    WHAT ADMINS THINK WHEN THEY SPEC YOU: If he saw the spammer,, he could kick him, if he sees you only shooting the peron, he could prison you for DM.

    WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: You should only tell him once in /b to stop or else /report ID That person is Spamming please kick him thank you

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    When someone punch you

    WHAT YOU DO: You punch back and if you see that you are losing the fight, you take out a gun and kill him.

    WHAT ADMINS THINK WHEN THEY SPEC YOU: Again two noobs, I don't know what happened but it will turns into DM fest..

    WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: Do not fight back if it's a non-rp fight, you should tell him in /b to stop, if he don't, it's the best time to /report That man keeps punching me for no reason please, thank you


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    When someone /piss on you non-rply

    WHAT YOU DO: You shoot him or punch him because you think it's a valid reason to kill someone.

    WHAT ADMINS THINK WHEN THEY SPEC YOU: What happened here exaclty?

    WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: Just run away and ignore that poor kid thinking it's funny to piss on others.


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    When someone refuses to RP

    WHAT YOU DO: You annoy him in /b saying like /b you avoid RP or sometimes, you just shoot him, exemple when it's a robbery and the man is escaping non-rply.

    WHAT ADMINS THINK WHEN THEY SPEC YOU: The admins do not really care. Depending of what the man did, he might be prisoned for : Non-RP behaviour.

    WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: You should just let that person alone then and RP with someone else. If it's a high level player, maybe he is tired or whatever. If it's a newbie, just do easy RP with him, do not start to knock him out and rob him.


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    When someone avoid death or prison (ALt-tabbed,ESC,/kill/q or force timeout)

    WHAT YOU DO: When he is /kill or /q and you want to prison him. Sometime you just sit there waiting for him to come back and it may takes a lot of time.

    WHAT ADMINS THINK WHEN THEY SPEC YOU: The admins will help you there if you /report.
    They will check if the person is really alt tabbed or he will wait with you to see if he's logging or /kill to avoid /tazer or /arrest

    WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: You should /report Please, Spec me, someone is alt-tabbed/avoiding prison, just wait for him to come back, thank you. If it takes too much time, just leave and find someone who can roleplay.
    You can also explain to the man avoiding what's he doing in /b



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    When someone OOC insult you

    WHAT YOU DO: You insult him back and sometime it goes to other rulebreak

    WHAT ADMINS THINK WHEN THEY SPEC YOU: Poor kids.

    WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: You should do that in game as in real life, you should don't care, if you're not enough mature to recieve some insult in your life, do not play the game. You should never but never insult him back, by insulting him back, he may take SS and then post a complaint on you and you'll cry. When someone insult you, let that kid raging, and laugh of what he says.

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    When you lose something(When you cry), money/time/guns/anythings

    WHAT YOU DO: You cry in /n or in /report

    WHAT ADMINS THINK WHEN THEY SPEC YOU: Poor kids. Show me a proof then I can do something.

    WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: Come on, you lost your spas12? Poor you. You were about to DM with it.
    What you should do is you should not have any spas12 on you, when you lose it without proof you had it, you lose it, so don't use /report or /n, we don't wanna know you lost everything..

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    When you see Metagaming or Powergaming

    WHAT YOU DO: You do /b PG/MG

    WHAT ADMINS THINK WHEN THEY SPEC YOU: Normally they should fine you but they are not always specing you so go at the section : WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.

    WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: Don't just say /b MG/PG, explain them what it is, explain them what they do wrong.


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    When you see someone Revenge Kill (RK)

    WHAT YOU DO: You do /b RK and sometime shoot him before he shoots you or it just turns into a DM again

    WHAT ADMINS THINK WHEN THEY SPEC YOU: They can't really know if it's a RK without proof. So it's hard for them.

    WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: Don't just say /b RK, explain them what it is, explain them what they do wrong.


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    When you scam a newbie

    WHAT YOU DO: You steal a newbie and think you are smart but you are just abusing it and it's very very very not smart for the server. Those newbies work hard to get their money, you already have a lot and want their money?

    WHAT ADMINS THINK WHEN THEY SPEC YOU: Here it's allowed to scam level 2 or higher when it's under 50,001$ but it should not be allowed so they can't do anything if the scam RPly done. ((LVL 1 is not allowed))

    WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: If you want to help the server and help the new players, you should not scam them, you should not even deal with them..


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    When someone car jack you.

    WHAT YOU DO: You pull out your gun from your ass and shoot them, it's retarded, you'll blow the car you had and will look like a DMer

    WHAT ADMINS THINK WHEN THEY SPEC YOU: It's allowed to car jack so admins can't do anything..

    WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: Just saying them ICly sometime like : Hey, it's my car! Sometime they are like: Ha ok sorry and you should buy a lock for your car if you like it.

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    When there is a roleplay situation between cops and robber or two robbers teams

    WHAT YOU DO: You are moneyhungry, you want to win the situation by rulebreaking and it turns to bitching in /b.

    WHAT ADMINS THINK WHEN THEY SPEC YOU: Admins will try to spot the rulebreakers.

    WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: Think about the other side, exemple, if you're a cop in a bank robbery. You can't rushtaze someone or PG only because you want a promotion or you don't want to be screwed up by the robbers
    What's the problem to be screw up in a game? We don't care who wins. It's for fun. And if you're a robber, you can't always be the strongest who can rob everyone without /do S/F?



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    When someone DDB

    WHAT YOU DO: Depending, if you have a heavy gun, you might shoot at him, or you'll run away because he will own you

    WHAT ADMINS THINK WHEN THEY SPEC YOU: If admins get reports of a DDber it's easy for them to prison him.

    WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: You should simply run away to somewhere it's safe and use /report, you can also get on the roof of the car and tell him in /b to stop and explain him what's wrong in what he does.

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    When someone rushtaze/rushspray you.

    WHAT YOU DO: You cry in /b like /b rushtaze!!! ill post a complaint

    WHAT ADMINS THINK WHEN THEY SPEC YOU: If an admin see you or a leader of the faction, you may be prisoned or suspended.

    WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: When there are no admins/leaders of faction, you should tell in /b what rushtaze is.
    HERE IS WHAT RUSHTAZE IS: When someone /tazer you while you have a gun out except if you run away or sprinting away.
    Other way is to take a SS with F8 and post a complaint, it's easy to prove, when you have a gun out and you are being tazed, the gun stays in your hand and you can't switch



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    When someone ask if there are admins online and there are not.


    WHAT YOU DO: You fast say that there are no admin online and you fast complaint about we don't have enough admins and anything.

    SO WHAT HACKERS THINK WHEN THEY SEE THAT ? : Let's hack, there's nobody to stop us.


    WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: Always say: Check /admins but there is possibly some secret admins.


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    When you want to ask a question to an admin or you request something in /report and you don't have answer

    WHAT YOU DO: You keep /report and /report again and again... , sometime crying somewhere else or trying to get some other chats like /wt or /n to get something from a admin faster.

    SO WHAT HACKERS THINK WHEN THEY SEE THAT ? : SHUT UP! or Do your /report correctly then i'll come.

    WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: Well it depends, when you want to ask something to an admin, it's always better to use the private message on forums or ventrillo, if it's a big request with proofs, go in the administrative requests on forums. If it's a small request like a house approve or any small IG things. Use this format -> /report [reason] with the words "thank you" and "please" at the end. (/report every 5 minutes if no answer)



    /report or take SS when someone

    -Hack
    -Money Farm
    -Release hitman/sadmin name
    -Server Advertissement
    -Plane bombing/Heli blading
    -Ninja Jacking
    -Someone in a bug
    -QS/CS



    Do not forget to use the magic words : Thank you and Please
    Last edited by Jackoulalaboucanou; 23rd December 2010 at 03:09 AM.

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    Wh00t, I like ur point of view

    **When someone piss on you

    **We start shooting on him and kill him

    **What the admins specing you think: LOL OWNED!



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    Very True :D
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    LMFAO!!!!!! nice shit bro

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    Must have taken time. I agree with most of these "WHAT ADMINS THINK WHEN THEY SPEC YOU"s.

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    Thank you for your support but it's not to make laugh :p, it's more to help the server and trying to get a better behaviour of old players and high levels players

    Francis, if you want you can edit my shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luca Grabacr View Post
    Wh00t, I like ur point of view

    **When someone piss on you

    **We start shooting on him and kill him

    **What the admins specing you think: LOL OWNED!

    lol...
    When someone isses no you. it's IIC disrespecting yu :P

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    Damn nice...

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    loooool

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    Good job Jacky, this is so true :P

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    Hm that's nice, although in some of them the WHAT YOU DO and what ADMINS THINK WHEN THEY SPEC YOU switches the roles.
    Forward any inquiries, concerns or faction related issues to myself or the Vice Director.

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    Thanks for the support, I added/edited some new shits :P

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    Lol @ "WHAT ADMIS THINK OF YOU" at '/pickpocketing' LMFAO,

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